“Lord loves a workin’ man, don’t trust Whitey.”

    Otherwise known as "THE WITCH", star pitcher, Paul Meek can paint corners better than Earl Sheib.  Once mistaken for the 'Wicked witch of the west' due to his intense pagan rituals, Pauly was almost stoned to death by a midget pacifist religious group. As it turned out, he was just stoned.  Pauly came to us after being cut from three women's softball teams in Culver City.  Never wanting to give up, Pauly made his way back to Pro softball via selling Janitorial supplies.  That is where he met Bad Mojo Gm, Mark DeCarlo, (a toilet cleaner rep at the time), and the two of them hit if off.  Mark had restored Pauly's confidence and the rest is history. 

         However, Last year in a terrible Jump roping accident, Paul missed the entire season and nearly lost his leg.  However, through cutting edge technique and a ground breaking surgery known as the Tommy John Holmes,  A 10 inch tendon from Richie’s Penis was used to repair the macerated ankle.  Having lots to spare, Richie was quoted as saying:  “Hey…It’s no skin off my back, Pauly!” Although No feeling has returned to the injured Paul’s Achilles, it does plump up nicely while watching Gladiator movies.