#37 MICHAEL PURL (In,OF)

Height: 1.80 meters

Weight: 12.8574 stones

Throws: I throw Fast as Fuck, that’s why I’m the best in the world, kiss my ass, suck my*!@#.

Bats: Yes, I’m scared of them, but they can eat up to 1000 mosquitoes in a hour, so I guess they’re ok.

Birthdate: The fourteenth Day in September, One Thousand, Nine Hundred and Seventy Six. Buy me something good!!!

Hometown: Latitude = 41.8415, Longitude =-87.8548

Hobbies: Collecting Beanie Babies, Antiquing,

Watching Martha Stewart, Poking dead things with sticks,

Extreme Penmanship Regional Champion: 2008, 2010, 2013

Nickname: “Michael Purl, Michael Purl, Michael Purl”

“Life sucks and then you die”

Hailing from the Southwest Suburbs of Chicago, Mikey Purl made his way west working in gay bars and basically doing whatever he could to finance his dream of becoming an "A" league Softball player. Mikey was never drafted out of high school due to his lack of size and strength. Standing 5’1 and weighing 110 pounds soaking wet, Purl wasn’t exactly a coach’s dream. However, after 30 cycles of HGH, Purly is now a menace to pitchers and underaged girls, alike.

One of Vivid’s best editors, Purl brings speed, strength, power and a right pretty mouth to each game. Look for him flying into second, throwing runners out at third and showing his “O” face.