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       Contrary to public opinion….this is not the geriatric, Channel  7 News weatherman of the 70’s.  This Dr. George endured countless years of med school  and hundreds of thousands of dollars to achieve a true goal….to be on the hit reality show, “The Colony”. 

       George Fallieras, a cunning outfielder, really is an actual M.D.!  Not only does he magically dazzle onlookers beneath the incandescent  rays of La Cienega Park, Dr. George, routinely performs ground breaking medical procedures under the scorching neons of the O.R.

       Born hairless as a cueball coated in ortho weedkiller,  Dr. George was recently quoted in a touching article.  As tears welled in his eyes and meandered down his olive skinned cheeks, Dr. George finally opened up to “4 Wheel Off Road” magazine….“Mojo Softball is my life…It IS my life!! But I would give up my life to help any kid born like I was.” (see reference to Lady Gaga’s new song, “Born this way”pg.6)

       Proving this, Dr. George Falllieeriiassiass, unselfishly put  his own body at risk for the betterment of the human race.  Mojo’s Dr. George,  performed the first chest hair to human head, hair transplant. Virtually, undetectable to the human eye, George now sports a thick auburn weave, drawn directly from the curly, ‘pubic-like’ locks of Will Farrell’s chest.

       Drawing in female fans from across the vast city of industry with his piercing,  Ice blue eyes,  George has stunned two fans with incredible catches in the outfield.  He could be foreign….He could be gay…and you could watch him run a route that even the Thomas guide people can’t  figure out.  But…one thing is for sure...this greek God of the grass will always make the catch.