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Height:  25.33 Apples High...”That’s smurf-tastic”

Weight: What weighs more, 170 lb bag of rocks or 170 lb bag of feathers?

Throws: Right

Bats:  Right

Birthdate:  October 29, 1982

Hometown:  Smurfvillage

Hobbies:  Eating Mini Hamburgers, drinking Coronitas and watching midget clown porn.  Baking cookies for the team using my Easy-Bake Oven.  “Mmmmm Mmmm Good!”

Nickname:  “E.D.”

 
#44  ERIK DAVID  (OF)
Erik David

“Coolest people I know have two first names.”

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    Having two first names and two personalities (both boring), Eric David is Bad Mojo’s most quiet players, but he lets his bat, glove and great hair speak for him.  Eric David’s biggest draw back was his indecision with regards to a career.   Super Model? or Pro ball player?  Two years ago,  In a snap decision, David…Eric…uh…Eric David…er…uh…both of  ‘em,  took on a modeling job for Tommy Hilfiger.  Not reading the small print in the contract, these two guys, Eric/David were duped into being foot models. 

    Aspiring to be more, but settling for shoes and socks only, Eric and David Became one of the most famous foot models in the fashion industry.  As with any model, though, age has its demise on the human form.  So, after numerous aesthetic foot lifts and lots of cosmetic surgery, he/they were forced to retire, and thus found Bad Mojo.  Our Right-Center fielder, and powerful hitter, David and Eric come to the ball park with a great attitude and a personality to match a wet newspaper. 

    Often described as ‘pulseless’, the twins are rarely seen hanging with the team after hours.  Instead, David Eric can be seen loitering in such stores, as 'Foot Locker', 'Sketcher's outlet store', and 'Vans', reliving the old glory days of modeling.

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