“You don’t win friends with salad.”

    Is the only Bad Mojo player in history to play major league baseball, Ayso Soccer and Base (Fiddle) in a punk band at the same time.     Short and sweet, and so was his contract, the 3’4 Baim was drafted by the Chicago White Sox for his unbelievably small strike zone.  Baim’s main squeeze and soon to be ex-wife, Marcie Carson Baim (Johnny Carson’s ex wife) will attest to Corey’s other small attributes.  Caught on TMZ and U-Tube,  Marcie, after drinking a ‘blow job’ shot exclaimed,  … “Wow, I have never had anything that big in my mouth before…not even close…Gitty up!”

      Upon hearing the bad news, Corey was forced to break off his ‘short’ relationship with Ms. Carson/Baim.    When interviewed, she had only this to say about the feisty ball player:  “Being only 40 inches tall and weighing only 52 lbs., there are only so many positions that will work…and that get’s old real quick.”

        Now residing in Manhattan beach, Ca.,  Corey Baim lives with his Father, Danny DeVito Baim and uncle, the infamous jockey, Willie Shoemaker Baim.  Sporting his acorn shell and rubber band jockstrap, Corey can be seen (if you look very closely)  hitting and outfielding for Bad Mojo.