“Can I ride with You?”

    Drafted at the young age of 9, this child phenom broke into mojo camp and disappointed everyone that saw him play. Not letting the displeasure keep him off the field, Young Coop did what any underdog would do….cut his hair.

    Once resembling Peter Frampton, this miniscule weakling could be seen slinging knuckleballs slower than a much larger Murphy runs to first base. Due to his lack of confidence, size and intelligence, poor Cooper has now been demoted to bench coach and warm-up ball gatherer. Knowing that he will never make actually make a varsity squad, you can find cooper drowning his sorrows at his favorite bar called “Varsity”.

    Now, completely washed up at age 14, standing 3’2” and weighing in at a formidable 41 lbs, our very own midget bench warmer is still a pleasure to have around. Always, telling his dad what to do, blurting out smart ass remarks and offering obscene gestures to his adversary, Capt. Richie, Cooper will be sorely missed when he joins the hockey team, Charlestown Chiefs of the iron league next season.