Bad Mojo Softball
 
 

Height:  5’ 9”

Weight: 8 lbs 6 oz brand spanking new

Throws: To anyone but DeCarlo

Bats:  As well as can be expected

Birthdate:  The same day every year

Hometown:  Westsiiiiiide!

Hobbies:  Celebrity funerals, collecting Hummel figurines, Ms. Pac Man 1984 Souther California Regional Champion 18 and Under.

Nickname:  Bobby D.

 
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Bobby Dohrmann

“T’was a woman who drove me to drink, and

I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.”

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    Bob “Bobby D” Dohrman is yet another Mojo star to hail from a Traveling Circus Backround.  A budding career as the human cannon ball, Bobby D, over time, lost his edge, and about 6 inches in height,  from the compression of being shot out of a cannon 17 times nightly and twice on weekends.  Mojo GM, DeCarlo discovered Bobby D in the bleachers of a Cubs game, while easily snaring a Sammy Sosa homerun with his bare hand.  Decarlo, upon seeing this thought to himself…. “Put a glove on this guy and that will be where triples go to die.” 

    His speed is uncanny, his bat illegal, and appearance… offensive.  This ostentatious, negative version of an obese, Ghandi, is an aspiring actor as well. Currently Up for the role of “Uncle Fester” in the new made for TV reality show… “Keeping up with the Adam’s Family” and “Adam’s Family Jewels”, Dohrman is no stranger to pressure situations.  Bobby can make hitters squirm and his third baseman break down into tears, when called in from the outfield to pitch.  Bobby D is one of Bad Mojo’s greatest assets.

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